this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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