so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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