you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
