and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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