don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
