Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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