But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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