Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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