I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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