WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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