I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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