her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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