Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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