I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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