She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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