...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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