Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
