Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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