is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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