Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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