In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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