like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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