? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Quick, to the slutcave!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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