I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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