Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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