so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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