First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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