Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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