at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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