why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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