You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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