? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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