There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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