sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Congratulations! We have a period
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
