I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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