I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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