girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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