Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
now i know why i became what i already was.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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