We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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