He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
