Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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