Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You don't make any sense
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I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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