if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It's just like the Real World with babies
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
A+ Viking dick
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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