She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Randomize
