Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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