i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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