do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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