I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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