At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Pants are for mortals
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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