No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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