I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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