Do you still have your period?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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