she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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