hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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