I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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