Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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