So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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