You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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