My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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