Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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